Bizarre Customs (and Excise)

Bizarre Customs (and Excise)

Bizarre Customs (and Excise) (±x)

Published on 03rd August 2017

Joseph S R de Saram (JSRDS)

Information Security Architect / Intelligence Analyst / Computer Scientist / Human Rights Activist / COMSEC / SIGINT / TSCM

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I refer to my LinkedIn article entitled ‘Just Because You’re Paranoid’

Just Because You're Paranoid

Summary This article is about blatant Fundamental Human Rights violations. It centres around my absolutely correct identification of MI5 overseeing ...

in which I referred to the antics of MI5 and the National Criminal Intelligence Service (“NCIS”) against me around 1999/2000.

The Serious Organised Crime Agency (“SOCA”) replaced NCIS in 2001 from memory and the National Crime Agency (“NCA”) has continued the farting around ever since 2013.

When Cases Collapse v4

National Crime Agency ("NCA") 'Tough Tess' (aka The Rt Hon Theresa May MP, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland)

And I can easily understand why the MPS and NCA would be in a panic after the forensic evidence I published in:-

Paranoid Schizophrenia - Really?


I can CONFIRM that there is plenty more forensic evidence to come, that has been skillfully recovered by me despite the ‘clean-up operation’ on or around 04 December 2015 and subsequently. I am still suffering from dislocated intervertebral discs in my cervical spine, as well as being irradiated daily:-

I Want a New Drug

20170801 VIDEO FROM DR KATHERINE HORTON I note this video from Dr Katherine dated 20170113 which confirms the identical situation that I am facing:- ...

However the good news is that in view of the foregoing forensic evidence and other interesting tidbits of information, I can also confirm that:-

The Mutual Legal Assistance Treaty (“MLAT”) requests to AU, LK and SG are also demonstrably deficient 🙂


Comparing the UK’s best Law Enforcement personnel to even the most mediocre of the UK’s Military Intelligence officers confirms a massive gulf that LE will never overcome, however good they think they may be!

And I have to say, as the NCA has been billed as the UK’s answer to the Federal Bureau of Investigation (“FBI”):-

“The only time the NCA is close to the level of the FBI is in NCA’s wet dreams.” – JSRDS

MI5 Is Actually A Class Act

I am sure MI5 would understand that my jokes about them are just friendly banter. I have a lot of intelligence information that I could provide to MI5, obtained over 15yrs. I would do so with ‘no strings attached’ obviously as I am a UK citizen and I do not need to plea bargain with anyone for anything.

The role of Domestic Security in the UK has become an uphill task since ‘every man and his dog’ appear to be terrorists (terrier-ists?) – in fact this is an image of one of the terrorists – note the Brown Face, Brown Eyes and Facial Hair:-

And whilst I am pro-Muslim as many people know, there is a difference between ‘common or garden Muslims’ that I have few issues with, and extremists hell-bent on violence. I do not want to be with some bird on a London bridge to get hit by a van or something!

However I think the policies in Europe are all wrong in this area, and importing potential terrorists needs to be stopped. If nothing else extreme vetting needs to be put in place, though when I talk about ‘vetting’ cool-looking pets are acceptable 🙂

Unlike in the US there is no requirement for a Border Wall when we have Astute class Nuclear Submarines to prevent them coming in 🙂

Although with Tough Tess at the helm I am not sure how successful it will end up being, taking Brexit Negotiations, her incredible ‘Vanity Election’ debacle and of course her non-handling of the Grenfell Tower disaster:-

Institutional Corruption in the Metropolitan Police?

Whilst Tough Tess has been particularly nasty to the good police officers in the UK:-

Theresa May has left Britain's police demoralised and angry. Now we just don't trust her

The legacy left by Theresa May from her years as Home Secretary could be summed up by a recent tweet from a despairing sergeant...

one thing that I would say that it is a well-known fact that some officers of the Metropolitan Police are corrupt. I think it would be unfair to say that MPS is ‘institutionally corrupt’, and I knew loads of decent guys working there in the 1990s:-

Can I Get a Witness?

Twenty-four years ago I became involved with the UK Metropolitan Police Service - this is the short version of how I developed an interest in Law...

However this video involving Ian Hurst, a military intelligence officer raises serious questions:-

Note how his mobile and computers were hacked too? The difference is that I have THOUSANDS of items of forensic evidence confirming the existence of the sad operation against me!!

It was meant to be ‘clandestine’, but ended up being ‘covert’, then became ‘overt’ and finally became a ‘f&3king joke’ as my voluminous forensic evidence confirms! I think the people in Speaker’s Corner are far more discreet!

The rest of this article now appears here:-

How I Met Big Brother - Genius Joe v MI5

The UK Surveillance State The above video confirms the UK's obsession with electronic surveillance and human rights violations in the present. The...

Joseph S R de Saram (JSRDS)

Information Security Architect / Intelligence Analyst / Computer Scientist / Human Rights Activist / COMSEC / SIGINT / TSCM

PS I think the Interpol guy at CDG Airport was called Pierre Doucet or something – it’s been a while 🙂